There are so many laws out there... State, Federal, City, Moral and tons more we all live by on a daily basis (some people live by these more than others) but I insist on living by one set of Laws above all others. You would think it would be something like 'the law of God' (of which I do live by) but it's not my Top Law... I insist on putting Mr. Murphy's Law above all others.
It's been this way my entire life, guess why change now, right? Well... I'm about sick of it! Whoever this Murphy is I would like to hunt him down (guessing it must be a man because no woman would ever make up such stupid laws), slap him with an old burrito a few times and then throw him off of a bridge. BTW, the old burrito thing came from Anchorman and I've been totally obsessed with the idea of pelting people with an old burrito since.
So you want some proof of my 'Murphy Law' situations? Here are a few... the other day I wrote a blog about having back/neck pain and how I could handle a cold or the flu easier than not being able to turn my neck. What happened? Well, does not take a rocket surgeon guy to figure it out... I now have a cold along with neck/back pain. Murphy is not a good listener because I said I could handle a cold 'better' than neck/back pain... NOT to add it to what I already had! Guess he's teaching me to not bitch about the neck/back pain because it could always be worse... like it is now!
Hmmm, what else in the last few day's happened. We were told our daughter needs new glasses right before Steve's insurance came out and said they accidentally forgot to get optometry insurance. We've been paying this entire year thinking we were covered because the City my husband is a firefighter never told us any different. We have been covered for the last 12 years. That's a HUGE 'whoops'! I think Murphy must work for the department who does my hubby's employers insurance.
If you happen to know where Murphy lives who writes these law's I live by, would you please drop me a line and let me know... there is an old burrito with his name on it!
What Murphy Law's do you tend to live by? There has to be someone else out there who lives by his law's besides me....